28 January 2011

Good Day

"I just realised that arms are so awkward and they just hang there....kinda like a penis." "Well his arms are really long.....I don't think it's a measurement of his actual penis though."

These are the things my friends and I discuss.
Enjoy your day!

24 January 2011

15 January 2011

Guilty Pleasures

Hello! Hope you've all been well. :)
You know those things-music, tv, food, etc.-that you absolutely adore but keep a secret for fear of ridicule? Those few (aka many) things that you just can't help but love. We all know them. We all have them. Guilty Pleasures. Honestly, my guilty pleasures aren't so guilty anymore. I will happily share them with you. I will happily share them right now.
1. the band 3OH!3. I know, I KNOW. They have no actual musical talent and rely heavily on synthesizer and auto-tune, but I can't help but love them. The lyrics are funny and upbeat and anything that makes conditioning more fun is awesome. Seriously though, can you blame a girl for loving a black dress with the tights underneath??
2. Gossip Girl. I will not EVER EVER EVER apologize for loving this show. It is amazing and in no way shape or form a guilty pleasure. I can talk about for hours. Chuck Bass however, might be a guilty pleas
3. Conditioning. Call me crazy, but I love it. I love the burning of my arms after pyramid push-ups, I love the sore abs contracting when I try to get out of bed. I love it all.
4. Rap. Actual Music Ability-0 Ability to Make Me Feel Like I Can Take On the World-1

Okay, So I can only think of 4 things. Whether it be from my desire to not spend all day on the computer, or my lack of guilty pleasures, I can only think of 4 things. Share your guilty pleasures with me! I know you have them.

Peace out girl scout!
Conni. 

06 January 2011

Hop on the Scale, Yo.

This post is not from my brain, nor my thoughts, but it is indeed awesome. The idea came from the fabulous Snackfacer Kailey (check out her swag!). This post is about balance. No, not like holding a headstand in yoga or trying to stand still on a snowboard. This post is about YOUR PERSONAL BALANCE. Sadly, I don't have pictures to display my balance, but I'm a word kind of girl anyway so here it goes.

My balance is all about self-fulfilment. I used to hate life, living,society, everything. Now, I focus on staying happy.

B: booty. Not of the pirate variety. Everyday I find time to get down and shake my booty. Whether I'm in the car, my living room, my dance studio. I get up to get down EVERY SINGLE DAY. Without a daily boogie party, my day seems sombre.
A: apple. and when I say apple I don't mean fruit, I mean the company. and when I say company, I mean my ipod nano. I love music and without my ipod I wouldn't have the luxury to take it with me everywhere I go. **bonus: got my ipod on super sale=crazy cheap
L: lazy. sometimes my days include nothing my down time. simple solitude. ample alone time. happy hermit. ( I like alliteration. Can you tell?) I do plenty during the day, believe me; however, sometimes I need to just be lazy and not feel guilty.
A: action. Granted, the days after my lazy day are action packed. I love having a schedule, making to-do lists, being busy. It's how I thrive.
N: iNtelligence. (Yes, it's a stretch, but I needed an N.) I love learning new things whether it be from school, friends, family, or the cute boy at Target I casually flirt with (ten points for a creepy confession!!) I crave new information. This leads to many hours on the computer on numerous websites but hey, I love it.
C: coffee. coffee keeps me alive. I drink it all the time. in copious amounts. It should be illegal I drink it that much.
E: everyday. I strive to make everyday count. That's not to say I don't have my negative days. You should have seen me today. (I'm in high school, cut me some slack.) To ensure my daily balance, I read. a lot. books, blogs, magazines, everything. Whatever makes me happy, I try it everyday.

So there it is. My balance. What I need to keep me...balanced. **I'm creative, I know.** I hope you liked it. Please share yours and PLEASE check out my fierce food loving fashion fantastic (who I consider to be) friend Kailey ova at Snack-Face. trust me, you won't regret it.

Love you all.
Conni.


P.s. please excuse the heinous grammatical errors in this post.

05 January 2011

What it do baby boos?!
--you can totally judge me for that intro

Post Three: About Me **try not to be jealous of my mad rhyming skills

1. I am a grammar snob. If you speak incorrectly, I will quickly fix your error out loud. I don't care if I have just met you. However, sometimes I find incorrect grammar humorous e.g. the introduction of this post.
2. My favourite show is Law and Order: SVU. If you have not seen it, you have not lived.
3. I read a lot. Book stores are my favourite places. I have been known to spend four or more hours in one book store.
4. I drink coffee as if it's my job. It's my morning (afternoon and evening) beverage of choice.
5. I have a soft spot for rap. Despite the poor lyrics and lack of actual musical quality, I love it. Rap music gets me pumped up for anything.
6. The night before I big test, I sleep with my notes underneath my pillow.
The closer the information is to my brain, the more I will retain. **rhyming skills**
7. I have weird dreams often. I may or may not discuss them on here.
8. I fell in love with the Harry Potter franchise on November 19, 2010.
9. I own a 'So You Want to be a Death Eater' handbook.
10. I'm a death eater.

01 January 2011

365 Days

IT'S 2011!! You know what that means? Only 365 days until 2012....this time next year, we will all be dead and the world will have ended. Then again, I survived 2000, 2004, and 2008 so I think I'll be okay. I'm pretty much invincible.

Live it up.

Conni